The 7 Year Hand Job

Tales of mongering, my weird hobbies, my travels, political rants, and bitching..

My cock

is a tingling in such a way I know it needs some attention from a working girl. Should I go directly after work or wait a few hours and then go? What to do?

I just don’t know!

I think today I want to get a massage and a hand job. Not sure I feel too fired up about getting a full fuck. Kind of tired and it’s only 10 to 1 pm in the afternoon, man I need to sleep more at night or something.

deluminative:

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deluminative:

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I am so……..

fucking horny for a white woman. Any working girls out there want to hop on a plane and meet me in Shanghai? I will love you long time!

Gary Fucking Glitter

I got 99 problems, but Gary Fucking Glitter being in prison isn’t one of them. Good riddance to bad rubbish, he’s a fucking swine. Any man who can’t keep his dick in his pants around children deserves far worst than prison.

Remember that Mongers, what we do and how we lead our lives can have long reaching consequences particularly to children. Keep it consensual, keep it safe, and keep it over age.

I’m sick and god damn tired of hearing of yet another dumbass going to Thailand and picking up 13 year old boys. What the hell is wrong with you sick fucks? Have you seen Thai women? Why in the world would you go after a child when Thai women are some of the more desirable creatures I’ve laid my eyes on in that part of Asia?

If you are going to Monger, keep it away from kids, wear a condom, and follow the mongering rules.

Portland Street, Hong Kong!

Can’t believe it is the 15th already, my trip to Hong Kong is more or less right around the corner. My pilgrimage to the Jersey Strip of Hong Kong won’t be alone either!

A certain coworker might be coming along with me. Seems he made it all the way to 2nd base with the lady I was giving him shit about on skype before she dropped the toll gate on her pussy and informed him of the toll.

Dunno if he paid the toll or not, but he’s keen on Hong Kong. I don’t think he’s quite into the sport of mongering like I am so I plan on feeling him out a bit before tossing him into a Karaoke bar full of Filipina whores. If he gives me a cold vibe I will suggest the Hong Kong Harbor Night Tour and put him on the bus Sunday morning back to work.

Myself on the other hand, I’m going to be in Hong Kong for 4 days. Got my BS Cannon already load for firing a load of shit at my boss about me having the shits so badly I can’t travel back to the office in Mainland China.

I may just take the time to nip over to Macau as well.

CRAZY FUCKING FACTOID TIME!

Had my first three sum in Macau years ago. I ran into an older working girl who tag teamed me with a younger one and I banged them both again 3 hours later in a different transaction. In the span of 2 days I fucked 8 of the working girls in the brothel over five different visits.

Good times!

Not sure I’ll attempt to achieve that level of vaginal conquest though, probably just zip over for a few quickies to post an up to date report on the local short time scene and to see if the tag team gals are still in business.

lovelaughtersex:

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lovelaughtersex:

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(Source: physio-fit)

Ugggh..

Man, I’m am soooooooooooooooooo tired. I started the couch to 5k jogging plan today and I’m already on the way to the glue factory. Probably a sure sign that getting in better shape in your late 30s is a fair bit harder than in your late 20s. Ah well, time will do the trick, once the weight is off, I plan on keeping it off. Get back to my old self and feel healthier about everything.

Laying off the booze and cola and other sugary crap has already helped a heap. Makes it easier to start exercising knowing I’m not going to put the weight right back on because I’m shoveling all kinds of junk down my neck.

Good times!

And the whoring celebration I got planned for when I drop 20 kilos is going to be awesome, can’t wait!

Message to the all the working girls….

Keep up the good work and chase your dreams! What we are now, is not who we will be tomorrow, and we definitely will not be the same in five years. Think ahead, ask yourself where you want to be in five years, and work for that day.

Stay safe ladies!

What dude’s talk about on Skype

[17:44:22] me: hard to say with her.
[17:44:42] me: be sure to look very ill and promise to go to the doctor if it is really bad on tuesday
[17:44:52] me: and then on tuesday say still too sick, but feeling better
[17:44:57] me: so no need for doctor
[17:45:20] him: (y)
[17:46:30] me: avoid showing her this gesture as well::
[17:46:32] me: http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/dixon9_01/Blow.gif
[17:46:37] me: she might not get the humor in it.
[17:47:05]him: uh
[17:47:17] him: why would I anyway
[17:48:03] me: well now she’s a fiesty looking gal, I bet she could suck the chrome off a truck bumper if she put her mind to it.
[17:48:11] him: lol
[17:48:36] me: I know you wanna be dechromed

[17:51:24] me: btw, in celebration of your totally bullshit sick days are you going to get fucked up pissy cumquat drunk tonight and barf on a local pedestrian?

[17:52:45] me: Don’t ignore me you bitch, I’m going to come over there, shit in your toilet, not flush, and leave the seat up while you are out tonight with that 3 dollar version of mary jane rottencrotch you are going latch up with.

[17:53:31] him: At least I don’t have to pay for it.

[17:55:37] me: this is the same slag we met at the foreign bar 3 weeks ago? she went home with XXX and he fucked her for 500 rmb, all night, so don’t get all preachy with me.

…. no response..

So yeah, that’s what foreign men in China talk about most of the time. Not all that different from men anywhere else. He’s probably on the phone right now calling to see if I was bullshiting. Funny part, I’m not, the girl he’s getting all sweet on did fuck one of our coworkers for 500 rmb a few weeks ago. Poor stupid fucker.. 

Lesson to you future America dropouts, women here in China aren’t any easier to deal with back home.  All that submissive shit you think they might have going on?

Complete and utter bollocks, most of these women are manipulative, scheming, and highly powerful in their own way. American and Australian women tend to come across as more direct, but Chinese women came at you from oblique angles,  they will fuck your shit up son…

Leave you bleedin’…..

Sunday Morning Blues…

Either I’m nose diving into a major depression or I need more coffee. Damn it, I’m out of Nescafe, which doesn’t really qualify as coffee. Damn you people!

Got work tomorrow, though while it is easy to complain I do love the work that I do. That’s all I’m going to say though, my work life and mongering life are separate for a very huge reason. I got 99 problems but unemployment ain’t one of them and I don’t plan to change that by having my boss read where I’ve been sticking my Mr. Happy Fellow during lunch break.

Reminds me of a lunch break frolic I had a few years ago. I had a tedious meeting planned for 2 pm. I decided to go eat at a local noodle shop. This was back in 2009 and I was out in the dirty central China oilfields. Just so happened my favorite noodle shop was two doors down from my favorite knocking shop.

Had myself a bowl of spicy noodles, had myself a quick fuck, and just had enough time to get over to the gym for a quick shower before my face to face with Mr. Evil Overlord Bossy Boy.

Sometimes you just have to make time for the little things in life.